Are you there, God? It's me, Spring.
*January 31, 2008
Just one quick request today.
Could I look like this
from now on?
KTHXBYE.
S.
P.S. Would also be really great if we can make it so that I don't fall ill with that monkey virus the guy who works behind me had earlier this week. Or the cold Chad had over the weekend. Though if I have to pick, as this sore throat/headache combo I've got going on right now tells me, I choose the cold. I guess.
FYI, you look much better than she does, and, if I am not mistaken, she just had a full day of professional help to get to that point. Don't count yourself short.
- Posted by Anonymous | January 31, 2008 4:48 PM
I try and try with my hair, but it never does what I want. So I've resorted to what it does best - straightening it.
- Posted by Kathleen | January 31, 2008 5:48 PM
I wish I had a squadron of people to beautify me to my highest possible level on a daily basis.
SIGH.
- Posted by Vaguely Urban | February 1, 2008 12:25 AM
Me too! When I try to curl my hair like that I end up looking like a sleazy version of Shirley Temple. Which (shockingly) is not the look I'm going for.
- Posted by brandy | February 1, 2008 12:29 AM
I hate to suggest this because it seems so cliche since I just got back from Russia, but seriously? If you get the cold? Try doing a vodka shot. I've done that several times in the past month when I've started getting the sniffling nose and sore throat and that vodka just burns the germs away. And if all else fails you could keep doing the vodka shots and then you won't care if you're sick.
- Posted by Lindsey | February 1, 2008 2:56 PM
Yes, I am here and remember; "For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil."
That coil was meant to enjoy the sight, the smell, the feel, and the taste of life. A mere vessel. Don't change! We like you the way you are.
Speaking of colds, I will do my best to strike down monkey virus boy in order to not kill the population. The time isn't right.
halcyon+on+on,
jm
DISCLAIMER:
I am not GOD and have no abilities to strike people down or end the world with a massive plague.
- Posted by GOD | February 3, 2008 11:04 AM
She is pretty, but I'm not liking the top of her dress. It looks like she has some kind of fungus growing off her chest ... but she looks very pretty.
I'm pretty sure you could take almost any woman off the streets and give her a team of people to fuss over every strand of hair, every piece of clothing that's altered specifically for her body to begin with, and every square inch of her face, and you'd wind up with someone who would totally look like she was born to walk on the red carpet.
- Posted by my life is brilliant | February 4, 2008 3:03 PM