Here's the original picture.

I hear quite a few of you are freaked out by that picture of me, so I thought I'd include the original, untouched photo so that ya'll can see that my skull isn't actually diamond-shaped, that I do have hair, ears and a neck, and, most importantly, that I do have some color in my face and I don't wear brown eyeshadow.

It also shows off the fabulous skills of the artists I work with.

Yes. I am a narcissist who not only has a blog and writes about herself most days but also posts large photos of herself on it.